It is said that cows contribute one of the most amounts of Methane to the atmosphere, encouraging global warming. Well, at the rate I've been experiencing gas, I might be turning into an honorary member of the cow Com-moo-nity.
Today I look less preggers than yesterday becoz I just let go enough methane to expand the hole in the ozone layer that much more. It is baffling how much gas is stored in one pregnant woman.
I do feel much better after my
bloatedness went with the wind. I wonder how cows handle it. Oh yes... By letting go.
Oh well, gonna go chew on The Word and breakfast to feed my inner man, the baby & me. ;)
JOYFUL
SUNDAY!
:D
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